
1h 23m
1988-09-01
Thirteen-year-old Nick and his slightly dense older brother Herbert run the Diamond Private Detective Agency above Camden Town Tube Station in north-central London. When a master criminal called The Falcon dies, they come into possession of his box of chocolate Maltesers, which contains the secret key to a fabulous cache of diamonds. Can they unravel the mystery and avoid the clutches of seedy lowlifes Brenda Von Falkenberg, Gott and Himmell, The Fat Man and the dogmatic Chief Inspector Snape, all of whom want to find the swag first.
Stephen Bayly
Duration: 1h 23m
Budget: $0
Revenue: $0

Nick Diamond

Tim Diamond

Lauren Bacardi

Mr. Patel

Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg

Jack Splendide

Boyle

Chief Inspector Snape

The Fat Man

Gott

Himmell

The Professor

Henry von Falkenberg

Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)

Lawrence

Hammett

Vicar

Bouncer

Club Owner

Traffic Warden

Large Woman

Sales Girl

Sales Girl

Perturbed Mother

Grandfather

Granddaughter

Uncle Holly

Harpoon Salesman

Fat Man's Henchman

Fatman's Henchman

Fatman's Henchman

Fatman's Henchman

Fatman's Hnechman

Dog Walker