
1h 31m
2010-05-28
Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.
Gray Hofmeyr
Duration: 1h 31m
Budget: $0
Revenue: $0

Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Alf (Shorty)

Heinz

Zach

Sexy Nurse

Jean Pierre

Maggie

Marge

Yoti

Yugi

Zach

Chow Fang

Jose

Rajin

Melon lady

Melon man

Spaza owner

Singing beggar

Sister Naude

Airbag guy

House owner

Old lady in car park

Spaza shop thief

BEE guy

Woman in labour

Italian holiday maker

Vuvuzela guy

Self

Self

Self

Self